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Joke #4
- What does the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
When we were kids there were two of them.
Joke #5
A bus of nuns crashes. All of the holy gals tragically die and now face
St. Peter at the pearly gates. He tells them they have led a righteous life but they have sins.
If they want to enter heaven, they must first confess and wash in the cauldron of holy water.
If they want to enter heaven, they must first confess and wash in the cauldron of holy water.
The first nun comes to St. Peter and says -St. Peter, I... I saw a man's penis once-
St. Peter says -It's okay, child, wash your eyes in the cauldron and enter heaven.-
The second nun says -St. Peter, I... have touched a man's penis before.-
St. Peter says -It's okay, child, wash your hands with holy water and enter.-
The third nun starts -St. Peter... I have...-
Before she could finish confessing, the fourth nun pushes her aside and says:
- If that skank dips her ass in the cauldron, I'm not drinking from that water.-
- If that skank dips her ass in the cauldron, I'm not drinking from that water.-
Joke #6
- What's the difference between a fridge and a butthole?
The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.
Which one did YOU like?
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Joke #7
- Why do monks have bald spots on their heads?
-Keep going, my son.- *rubs/paths top of head *
Joke #8
A woman wakes up all wet every morning. Head, shoulders, arms, everything.
Worried she might have some sort of medical problem, she goes to all the doctors possible.
None manage to find out what's wrong with her.
However, eventually they find out it's her husband's fault. He has been
spitting on her in bed. When asked why he did it, he replied:
-I watch porn in the evening after she goes to sleep. I often turn my head to her and say -Look at the sort of women men have sex with- and then the rest comes naturally...
Joke #9
- How do you spot a rich man from Somalia?
By the Rolex around his waist.
Which one did YOU like?
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Joke #10
- How do you turn a pussycat into a fish?
- You don't wash it for a few days.
Joke #11
A suicidal girl is standing on top of a bridge looking down at the pavement below.
A hobo walks by and she says -Do NOT come any closer, I will jump!'
The hobo replies -Before you do... could you do me a favour and have sex with me?
I haven't had sex in ages.-
With disgust on her face, the girl says -Yew, no, look at yourself.-
The hobo replied -That's okay. I can wait under the bridge.-
Joke #12
- How does Lady Gaga like her steak?
♫Rah-Raw-Rah-Raw-Rah♫.
Which one did YOU like?
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Joke #13
- What's another word for coming inside of a woman?
- Loading the dishwasher.
Joke #14
-Why do you look so broken and worried?
-Ah, man, me and my girl were waking in the park last night and out of no where... a manic appeared!
-A sexual one?
-A bisexual...
Joke #15
- What's the best part of a hooker dying on you?
-The second hour is free.
Which one did YOU like?
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