Published in Bosnia and Herzegovina - Warfare analysis - 11 Nov 2025 11:04 - 1
Sarajevo, November 11, 2025
— Today we received an exclusive, albeit slightly delayed, photo of two of the most important figures in the
eBalkans: the CP of eSerbia and the CP of eMacedonia. No less than at 4 AM this morning — having coffee at Baščaršija!
According to our source, who was feeding pigeons and waiting for burek at the time, the two leaders had actually been drinking rakija the night before, and coffee was just a morning excuse to hide the fact they could barely sit upright.
> “That wasn’t coffee, that was stabilization,” said a passerby who claims the CP of eMacedonia ordered decaf, while the CP of eSerbia asked for a splash of mineral water in his cup.
On the table were two copper coffee pots, a matchbox with the Serbian coat of arms, and a lion figurine in full battle gear — a gift from the CP of eMacedonia.
The Sebilj fountain bore witness to this historic moment, while pigeons circled overhead, likely searching for rakija leftovers.
The photo sparked a wave of comments on social media. One user wrote:
"If this is what a summit looks like, imagine the afterparty!"
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🔥 Breaking News: War Declared on eTurkey!
Just when we thought things had ended peacefully, new information arrived a bit later: the two leaders had, in fact, declared war on eTurkey!
> “Coffee was just the warm-up. The real move comes once the caffeine kicks in,” said an anonymous source close to the Sebilj.
Reportedly, the CP of eSerbia lit a match from the box and said: “Time to shake up eAnatolia.” The CP of eMacedonia nodded and added: “The lion is ready.”
eTurkey responded with a statement:
"We didn’t know coffee could lead to war. We prefer tea."
Social media reactions were mixed. One user posted:
"From kahva to chaos — Balkan style."
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😅 eBiH: “Just hoping we’re not the ones to blame…”
Finally, as the region trembles from caffeine and declarations, citizens of eBiH simply shrugged:
> “We just hope we’re not blamed again… but you know how it goes — something happens, and we’re guilty, even if we were quietly sipping tea.”
One local analyst commented:
"eBiH is like that wedding guest who didn’t even know there was a wedding, but still gets scolded by the mother-in-law for not bringing a gift."
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Signed: Ludi Provokator 🤪
— Today we received an exclusive, albeit slightly delayed, photo of two of the most important figures in the
eBalkans: the CP of eSerbia and the CP of eMacedonia. No less than at 4 AM this morning — having coffee at Baščaršija!
According to our source, who was feeding pigeons and waiting for burek at the time, the two leaders had actually been drinking rakija the night before, and coffee was just a morning excuse to hide the fact they could barely sit upright.
> “That wasn’t coffee, that was stabilization,” said a passerby who claims the CP of eMacedonia ordered decaf, while the CP of eSerbia asked for a splash of mineral water in his cup.
On the table were two copper coffee pots, a matchbox with the Serbian coat of arms, and a lion figurine in full battle gear — a gift from the CP of eMacedonia.
The Sebilj fountain bore witness to this historic moment, while pigeons circled overhead, likely searching for rakija leftovers.
The photo sparked a wave of comments on social media. One user wrote:
"If this is what a summit looks like, imagine the afterparty!"
---
🔥 Breaking News: War Declared on eTurkey!
Just when we thought things had ended peacefully, new information arrived a bit later: the two leaders had, in fact, declared war on eTurkey!
> “Coffee was just the warm-up. The real move comes once the caffeine kicks in,” said an anonymous source close to the Sebilj.
Reportedly, the CP of eSerbia lit a match from the box and said: “Time to shake up eAnatolia.” The CP of eMacedonia nodded and added: “The lion is ready.”
eTurkey responded with a statement:
"We didn’t know coffee could lead to war. We prefer tea."
Social media reactions were mixed. One user posted:
"From kahva to chaos — Balkan style."
---
😅 eBiH: “Just hoping we’re not the ones to blame…”
Finally, as the region trembles from caffeine and declarations, citizens of eBiH simply shrugged:
> “We just hope we’re not blamed again… but you know how it goes — something happens, and we’re guilty, even if we were quietly sipping tea.”
One local analyst commented:
"eBiH is like that wedding guest who didn’t even know there was a wedding, but still gets scolded by the mother-in-law for not bringing a gift."
---
Signed: Ludi Provokator 🤪
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