International Cat Day - official decree,
Though every day’s Cat Day, if you ask me.
Purr loudly, nap proudly, the schedule is clear,
We’ve trained our humans to serve all year.

Less work, more purr, that’s our grand plan,
Life’s too short to pass up a sunbeam tan.
We came, we purred, we conquered with grace,
Then claimed our nap in your favorite place.