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Joke #10
- How do you turn a pussycat into a fish?
- You don't wash it for a few days.
Joke #11
A suicidal girl is standing on top of a bridge looking down at the pavement below.
A hobo walks by and she says -Do NOT come any closer, I will jump!'
The hobo replies -Before you do... could you do me a favour and have sex with me?
I haven't had sex in ages.-
With disgust on her face, the girl says -Yew, no, look at yourself.-
The hobo replied -That's okay. I can wait under the bridge.-
Joke #12
- How does Lady Gaga like her steak?
♫Rah-Raw-Rah-Raw-Rah♫.
Which one did YOU like?
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Joke #13
- What's another word for coming inside of a woman?
- Loading the dishwasher.
Joke #14
-Why do you look so broken and worried?
-Ah, man, me and my girl were waking in the park last night and out of no where... a manic appeared!
-A sexual one?
-A bisexual...
Joke #15
- What's the best part of a hooker dying on you?
-The second hour is free.
Which one did YOU like?
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Joke #16
- What do Germans hate more than World War 2 jokes?
- The gas bill.
Joke #17
A guy wakes up in a hospital bed and sees the doctor near him. The doctor says:
-I have good and bad news for you. Which ones would you like first?-
-The good ones first, doc.-
-The good news is that you will be able to park anywhere now.-
Joke #18
- What's USA's favorite indoor sport?
-Domestic violence.
Which one did YOU like?
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Joke #19
- What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf?
- Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Joke #20
Two guys were talking. One of them said:
- Do you know what do Lord of the Rings and Brokeback Mountain have in common?-
-What?
-Someone's ring got destroyed.
Joke #21
- Why do Somalian toddlers cry?
-They are having a mid-life crysis.
Which one did YOU like?
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Joke #22
- Why do parking a car and finding a girlfriend have in common?
- All the good ones are taken so you just have to stick it in the disabled spot and hope no one finds out.
Joke #23
There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me, -oh, don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys.’ OK, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys? And second of all if it’s happening to more than one of us, don’t you think it could be your fault?”
Joke #24
- Why do Somalian toddlers cry?
-They are having a mid-life crysis.
Which one did YOU like?
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Joke #25
- What do you call an Israeli dog?
- Scooby Jew.
Joke #26
-When people talk about the Holocaust, they talk about the tragedy and horror of 6 million
jewish lives being lost to the nazy war machine. But they never mention the thousands of gypsies
who were killed by the nazis. No one ever talks about that. Because no one ever talks about the positives.
Joke #27
- What's worse than going down on your grandma?
-Hitting your head on the coffin as you climb back up.
Which one did YOU like?
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